Just woke from another of those VERY real dreams. This one featured, we’ll call her Heather, Glenn’s wife.
Now, in real life, Heather wants a baby something fierce. She’s made no bones about it, and it seemed clear that once she finished grad school (which, if I’m not mistaken, she did just weeks ago), she wanted to get that ball rolling. Get his balls roll… ugh. Gross.
Anyway, Glenn, on the other shitty sleazy hand, does not. I remember actually commenting on a social media photo he’d posted of someone’s baby that
Careful! Other people’s babies are the gateway drug to having your own!
to which he replied
No worries, not happening over here, but I’ll be a great babysitter when you guys have kids*!
I always thought that was weird, considering I knew how much his wifey wanted some little him+her scumbags of their very own.
So in my dream just now, I told Heather this real life rumor I’d heard from someone that is still in touch with me and in frequent contact with both That Fucking Guy and Glenn. That HE IS CONSIDERING HAVING A VASECTOMY BEHIND HER BACK AND NOT TELLING HER.
The person who told me this presented the information as they couldn’t tell if he was kidding or not, but either way, is this really a “joke” that a 30-something year old husband makes?
Well, when you’re a soulless, sycophantic fuck like Glenn, then yes. Yes it is.
I also told her in the dream that he’s a soulless fuck who is NOT an artist, no matter how much he touts himself as a “designer”. He’s a fucking wad.
I woke up with a start because That Fucking Guy was there, too, and I started, in the dream, focusing too much on his stupid moustache, so I guess my brain tried to save me from going down that rabbit hole.
I’m telling you, I never got good vibes from Glenn— from the moment I met him, I knew there was something slippery about him. And now he is That Fucking Guy’s best (and maybe, like, only) friend in the whole wide world… Gross.
I wonder if he’s really going to do it, the fucking bastard…
*For the record, if I’d ever had kids with TFG, they would not have been allowed anywhere near Glenn because I’d LOSE MY MIND if they picked up any of his greasy fucking Eddie Haskell ways.